Okay, I cannot help but jump on the bandwagon.

Father: They're really promoting Paul McCartney at Starbucks.
Tween son: One of my friends said it sucks that John Lennon was shot instead of Paul McCartney. I felt bad when he said it.
Father: That's a horrible thing to say... But your friend was right.

--Starbucks, 8th St

Black girl #1: ... And you know white girls don't wear no panties!
Black girl #2: I don't wear panties either... I mean, I do when I go out, but when I'm at home my labias be swingin'.

--TGIFridays, 34th St

And, my personal favorite:
Guy to L. Ron Hub-tards: So, if I sign up with you, how long do I have to offer people stress tests before I become a movie star?

--Union Square

I like the first one. :P Dunno if I get the last one though.
» randomjunk on 2007-07-20 06:02:05

I laughed at the second one.

Then I was slightly disturbed.
» Dilated on 2007-07-20 06:56:58

Me too
I had the same initial response, an inner-lol, and then a reevaluation of what I had really just read. Not fun.

Lindsay was saying either you or Cecilee was looking into Scientology, and by looking into I'm not sure if she meant adopting as a religion or looking into to mock it. On a sidenote, I wonder who was the bigger tard, the Hubtard or the guy asking the question.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2007-07-21 01:09:50

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